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cherub69:

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textsfromgayswimmers:

on an unrelated note, the fishing department has been receiving a multitude of panic calls about the state of mackerel in the ocean and would like to formally ask for this to stop and to state that the mackerel are fine. 

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

denmarkswag:

nagisa-you-little-shit:

denmarkswag:

some sketchbook scribbles

I DEMAND MORE OF THIS FANTASTIC ART OMFG ITS AMAZING

uhm omg??? thank you so much wow

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

jetbag:

hey are you bacon bc i wanna see you strip

the-jean-kirschtein:

GUESS WHO JUST BOUGHT THEIR SIXTH OR SEVENTH BAG OF BBQ BAKED LAYS IN A MONTH

Track Name: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Play Count: 501,326 plays

looktothenightxai:

veloxiraptor:

whenever I say YOOOOOOO this is exactly what I’m imagining

This is the exact YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I use

" I wish I could see the look on your face when you read my texts. "

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