The password to my step father’s work computer is “fuckyouglen”. Glen is his boss.


son we need to talk *sits you down* so…… i just finished this anime and holy shit

Inbox Me An Anime.
  • Naruto: Have you ever been betrayed by someone you thought of as family?
  • Dragonball Z: If you could have one wish, what would it be?
  • Mirai Nikki: Kill your only love or be killed by your only love. Pick one
  • Stein's Gate: If you ever had the chance to speak to a past version of yourself, what would you tell them?
  • Death Note: If you can kill someone without anyone knowing it was you, would you do it?
  • Code Geass: In order to change the world would you work within or against the system?
  • Pokemon: If you can have a real life pokemon, who would it be?
  • Sword Art Online: You are playing a game where you have one life. If you die in that game you die irl. Only way out is to beat the game. Do you actually try to beat the game? Or just quietly live in your simulated reality safe, but unable to return to reality?
  • Dangan Ronpa: You are drafted to attend a prestigious school for an outstanding talent of yours, what talent would that be?
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: Do you think a world where everyone completely understands each other necessarily means a better world?
  • Bakemonogatari: Would you (and only you) live a life of immortality?
  • Full Metal Alchemist: Greed, Envy, Lust, Pride, Wrath, Gluttony, Sloth: Pick the 3 you feel pertain to you most.
  • Shingeki no Kyojin: Would you knowingly be part of a secret society where you enjoy a lavish life at the expense of the vast majority of the rest of the world?
  • Bleach: Would you ever bleach your hair?
  • Psycho-Pass: Is there such thing as absolute "good"? Provide an example if you believe so. Either way, explain your choice.
  • Eden of the East: You are granted a large sum of money. What do you spend it on?
  • Another: You are alive but everyone around you pretends you don't exist. Since you can't have any people in your life, what do you turn to to fill that void of loneliness?
  • Kill La Kill: What are some of your favorite places to shop for clothes?
  • Sakurasou no Pet Na Kanojo: Have you ever envied someone so close to you that it put a strain on your relationship with them?
  • Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt: Is losing your virginity a significant thing to you?
  • Gurren Lagann: Who is someone you always can believe in?
  • Aku No Hana: Was there anyone in your life that helped you come to learn/understand/accept something about yourself that you never would have without them?
  • Samurai Champloo: Is there anyone from your past that you haven't seen or heard from in years but you still think about from time to time (Where are they? How are they doing now? Do they still think about me? etc.)
  • Kyoukai no Kanata: Glasses or contacts?
  • Deadman Wonderland: You are wrongly sentenced to the death penalty. You are allowed to speak to one person. Who is that person?
  • Elfen Lied: What is something you want wiped from your memory?
  • Inuyasha: What era of time would you like to visit?
  • Yu-Gi-Oh: Do you prefer games of skill or games of chance?
  • FLCL: Do you play an instrument? If not, what instrument are you interested in playing?
  • One Piece: Do you have any big dreams?
  • Free!: Can you Swim?
Anonymous asked: Sword Art Online!


Sword Art Online:You are playing a game where you have one life. If you die in that game you die irl. Only way out is to beat the game. Do you actually try to beat the game? Or just quietly live in your simulated reality safe, but unable to return to reality?

oh man u know what i’d probably sit back and just make a fake life bc i dont want to risk dying ??? like maybe i’d go up to the higher levels and beat them with a team but i’d probs be in the very back not doing much to help lmao im weak





My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus



how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette




on an unrelated note, the fishing department has been receiving a multitude of panic calls about the state of mackerel in the ocean and would like to formally ask for this to stop and to state that the mackerel are fine. 


why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 




some sketchbook scribbles


uhm omg??? thank you so much wow